So…
The story that I posted below, “Merry Christmas All You Gods”, is being published by Philistine Press as a sort of Christmas charity single. Except that it is a story, and as no one would ever buy the thing it can’t really be for charity. However, it is about Christmas is a roundabout way and it will be up on the site until January. If you would like a copy then download below. More exciting lexical doings soon.
