Sandwich-related Post #1 Food blogs are subtly pornographic - they are sumptuous, deliriously so, yet provoke in me the severest guilt and abject paranoia if my flatmate is in. They shouldn’t exist. But I love that they do, and though I am not a food blogger, I really, really want to share this sandwich I made last night. It is basically a BLT, but I crafted a mayonnaise so excellent I nearly gave birth I was so happy. - 1 Grand Rustique Loaf - Wild Rocket - 1 Fresh Tomato - 3 Rashers of Good Bacon - Mayonnaise - Dijon Mustard - Salt and Pepper - Honey - Oregano and Nutmeg Im not going to insult you by telling you how to put a fucking sandwich together. I fried the tomato and bacon together, and drained them on cloth. Everything that looks like it goes in the sandwich goes in the sandwich, and if it doesn’t, it goes in the mayonnaise first. Whip the mayonnaise to get it creamy again; I don’t know what they do to shop-bought mayonnaise; stodge it with the livers of Italian farmers, I imagine. ‘

Sandwich-related Post #1

Food blogs are subtly pornographic - they are sumptuous, deliriously so, yet provoke in me the severest guilt and abject paranoia if my flatmate is in. They shouldn’t exist. But I love that they do, and though I am not a food blogger, I really, really want to share this sandwich I made last night. It is basically a BLT, but I crafted a mayonnaise so excellent I nearly gave birth I was so happy.

- 1 Grand Rustique Loaf

- Wild Rocket

- 1 Fresh Tomato

- 3 Rashers of Good Bacon

- Mayonnaise

- Dijon Mustard

- Salt and Pepper

- Honey

- Oregano and Nutmeg

Im not going to insult you by telling you how to put a fucking sandwich together. I fried the tomato and bacon together, and drained them on cloth. Everything that looks like it goes in the sandwich goes in the sandwich, and if it doesn’t, it goes in the mayonnaise first. Whip the mayonnaise to get it creamy again; I don’t know what they do to shop-bought mayonnaise; stodge it with the livers of Italian farmers, I imagine.
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